So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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