This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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