I showed him my bush... on skype.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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