glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
