It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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