he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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