Just fell off a train. Bad.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Found your dick twin last night
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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