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If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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