Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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