Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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