Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i barfeds in our rink
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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