so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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