love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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