i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Randomize
