Are we in a gay sports bar?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
then he tried to convert me to islam
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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