Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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