we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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