Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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