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Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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