just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
two words...techno handjob
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
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