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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone

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(347): View more from New York

in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen

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(609): View more from New Jersey

not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies

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(928): View more from Arizona

If this party got busted it would be an improvement

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(914): View more from New York

Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close

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(714): View more from California

Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.

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