no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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