When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
She's the barista slut.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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