why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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