so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
So drunk its hurt
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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