why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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