If that was your dad, he is hot
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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