The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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