I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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