hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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