Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
