I wannas sexs uuuuu
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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