Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I just googled if crying burns calories
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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