Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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