She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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