what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
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