By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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