i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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