Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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