5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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