My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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