VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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