A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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