I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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