Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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