Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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