Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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