If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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