this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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