Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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