...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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