I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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