I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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