she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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