everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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