Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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